Maebashi Kawaraban (You love it!)

Submitted by marameleo on Tue, 2008/09/02 - 11:22.

Yo Gunma JETs!

This Is Dario, the new CIR at the Maebashi City Office, and one of my duties is to publish a monthly magazine for foreigners.
Even if this thing has been going on for ages, nobody ever heard of it. It is so selfish of me, but I really need to know somebody out there is reading it, otherwise I can't keep writing, which could get me fired, leading to a whole vicious circle: my kids will be starving and crying, I'll start beating my wife, she'll tell the police, they'll chase me, I'll hide somewhere dodgy, and the most likely result would be that I'll go back to sell my body on the streets. So, please, help this poor Italian, don't let him end this way. All you have to do is spread the word, and read this wonderful mail magazine.
This is my first attempt, and it's kind of lame, but don't worry about it... the next one will feature lots of pictures of me naked!!!
By the way, you can download the online magazine from the city website, and this is the link to the page where we upload it monthly:

http://www.city.maebashi.gunma.jp/ctg/01700026/01700026.html

I'll attach it to this post anyway, because I believe in George Costanza's commercial jingle theory.

I would like to leave some printed copies somewhere there is the chance English speakers in Maebashi will see it. Do you have any suggestion?

One more thing, if anyone is interested in writing about something, or if you have news on events or cool stuff you want people to know about, feel free to send it to me by the end of every month, and I'll publish you on the newest issue.

Ciao, and see you on the road,
Gunma Bousouzokus!

P.S. Subscribe for the Japanese Speech Contest, c'mon!!! There's
free food at least...

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for the children

Submitted by GAJET Pres on Tue, 2008/09/02 - 15:39.

Hi Dario!

For the sake of the children who will go unfed, and for the babies (who will also go unfed) that will result from your selling yourself, I post my response.
YES. I do read the Kawaraban...periodically...but am now thinking of becoming a regular subscriber, as apparently, the next issue will be "uncensored." ha!
In terms of hard copy distribution, the local watering holes may be a good place to start...Dickens? Otherwise, do it the old fashioned way and "paper" the neighborhood...just start dropping copies from high atop the kencho. :)
All the best!

Brooke Brown
GAJET Pres 2008/09

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Good Luck!!!

Submitted by seanP on Wed, 2008/09/03 - 11:40.

Hi Dario, nice to meet you at orientation C. I never came across the newsletter before, but now you've highlighted it, I'll try to become a regular reader. Best wishes with your new job at the Kencho! (I will have to skip the uncnsored issue, but I'm sure Brooke will download it many times to keep the numbers high!).

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Dario, i will do the speach

Submitted by phill on Wed, 2008/09/03 - 14:35.

Dario, i will do the speach contest again this year and ill read your article... as for the naked pics... i dunno.

u should come down to isesaki soon!